So the other day I was asked about the last time I wet myself. I distinctly remember a time I made up what I considered to be a genius lie to hide it. It was on a SUNNY day in year three of primary school. The last lesson of the day was P.E and so I was in my tracksuit bottoms waiting for the teacher to shut up and send us home. She just wouldn’t shut up and yes, I wet myself. Stupidly thinking my mother wouldn’t notice (that the SUN would dry it within 5minutes) I walked out of school casually with dampened tracksuit bottoms and greeted her. She took me to the side and asked me why my tracksuit was wet and I simply replied “because it was RAINING”.